At Least He Didn't Piss On The Alamo

But Ozzy Osborne would still be proud...

AUSTIN, Texas (Reuters) - Actor Jason Patric, who stars as Texas hero Jim Bowie in the new film "The Alamo," was arrested for public intoxication and jailed for several hours on Monday after scuffling with an Austin policeman.

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Patric has a long way to go before he catches up to Ozzy's Alamo-related antics. As you may already know, years ago the esteemed Mr. Osbourne was arrested after pissing on the Alamo while wearing one of his wife's dresses. He received a lifetime was ban from San Antonio, which, much like a life sentence in prison, lasted ten years.